![]() He burns s**t in a barrel in his backyard, despite a borough ordinance against it. He blows all of his leaves into the street and leaves them there. ![]() Frank has 3 or 4 s****y vehicles parked on the narrow street in front of his house, despite having ample room to park the vehicles in his driveway. And for the most part, everybody likes everybody… with the exception of Frank. There are only 7 houses on our street, so everybody knows everybody. I live on a dead end street in the woods. This was the infamous chicken scandal that plagued my town of 4K for 3 years. Two of the council members involved got divorced over the sexting issue and the third one sold her bar because of it. This went on for about a year until he sold his house and moved (it stunk for at least a block around his property and he lived right behind the town's grocery store). The problem though was that Llamas s**t like cows and it stinks in such a small enclosure. People actually would go by walking their dogs and pet the Llamas. he lost his chickens but found a loophole where he could actually own Llamas in the city since they were not considered () he put up a fence all around his yard (ugly chicken wire fence) just tall enough so the Llamas could not get out by jumping. In the end, the Libguy got the last laugh. I mean Emails about double-dildos, pegging, was hilarious. all three (2 women and 1 male) were married, 200lbs plus, and in their 50's. LMAO, believe me when I say this did not involve people that would be considered sexy. Well in the course of getting the Emails it was discovered that there was a sexting issue going on between three of the city council members. ![]() Libguy subpoenas the city council emails to show there was a concerted effort to f**k with him and cover for A-hole. These meetings are getting absurdly blown out of proportion and in all honesty somewhat slimy and jicky in how the city is handling it. This gets blown up to the point where the bigger cities news crews are now showing up to city council meetings that are being called to address this issue. Police now want to charge Libguy for some absurd ridiculous recording law that really doesn't apply since it was someone with the police dept who gave him the tape not that he stole it. Libguy somehow gets a recording of A-hole calling the police and lying to them about what Libguy was doing. Needless to say, the war was on!Ī couple of weeks go by and the town cops are messing with Libguy over petty s**t. The problem with that was that clause applied to the A-hole's father, not the A-hole who lived at the same address. The city ended up claiming there was a grandfather clause for anyone who had livestock within the city prior to the rule change 17 years ago. Well, this of course caused a bit of a scandal. So he spent some time looking into things and discovered the A-hole who reported him lived within the city and he also had chickens. Well, he was not going to go down without a fight. One of the city council members (he shall be known as A-hole) discovered he had chickens a few weeks after he got them and the city sent him a letter telling him he had to get rid of them. The problem started when he decided to have chickens for his own eggs but he lived within the city proper which had a rule against farm animals within the city (this is a rural farming area I live in). He owned a gun store in town and pretty much kept to himself. ![]() So we had a guy who was quite the Libertarian. Nothing current but I have a great one from 5 years ago: ![]()
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